Laurel Canyon Sounding would be an DAWESOME AVC username.

JFC, why do people have to be such vindictive jerks.

So you're telling me Kevin Pang just needs a new pair of glasses?

Too bad the Kool-Aid tastes like bitter almonds.

Butt stuff? Please let it be butt stuff.

Counterpoint: If you can't be funny without being offensive, then you're probably a hack comic.

"I got back at him though—I spiked the béchamel on the moussaka with my own semen."

The AV Club turned into a doomsday cult so gradually, I hardly noticed.

Might snatch your necklace and jack your Lexus

It is a little dusty in here.

Works for Jake Gyllenhaal.

Maybe they should sit down and resolve their differences over some Meatloaf.

One part of me is furious, but the rational part of me hopes that the new version tastes even more like Coke Classic.

Scrambled eggs

I'm almost certain that's Bobby Moynihan in a wig.

You get to make a bunch of decision…

Late breaking news: I just got a request for references from a job I was almost certain I wasn't going to get.

Mea culpa, I meant to e-mail you earlier this week.

Who doesn't?

You know, I think mead is basically the last under-represented booze. A dry carbonated mead is great on a summer day.