You can go to hell for that blatant upstaging.

Elon Musk, I wouldn't be so worried about AI taking over the world…

Was that Dan's Cafe? Because now they just give you a squirt bottle filled with booze.

…solution to…

Come often!

Stephen King almost seems to believe this shit can ACTUALLY happen

Dude, it refers to the bum wine, Cisco.

—Tina Belcher

The A.V. Club

Now you're on the trolley.

Yep. I don't do shows on weeknights anymore unless it something really special.

The parenting articles too… The AV Club became middle-aged so gradually I hardly noticed.

It's funny that we're having this conversation, as I am reading your comments on feeding children in another article.

Acrylic?

Lucky you. The imports I've played with broke if you looked at them wrong.

As someone who has broken so much glass, I have to disagree. My current piece cost like $300, but has lasted over 5 years of near-daily use and abuse.

Excellent choice on both accounts.

I think Old Man O'Neal hasn't been to his local head shop in a while. That's pretty standard for high-quality glass. More, if you want artsy shit.

I'm just going to slid this under Mohd's firstie: you guys talking about Indian food made me crave it so much that I got it for lunch. Basmati, butter chicken, chicken tikka, chana masala, and a veggie samosa: $10 and included a bottle of water.

I give zero fucks about this, Internet!