If you don't have a stereotypical drunk uncle-type, then perhaps you are the drunk uncle.

Man, all we need is to get a couple spam bots on this thread and we could have the singularity before lunch.

If you didn't already know, Santucci's makes an awesome meatball (and eggplant parm!) sub.

"Pardon me, do y'all have any Grey Poupon Slim Jims?"

I'm going to need a carton of zinc supplements and a trough of Gatorade…

The A.V. Club

We can leave a few acceptable male specimens for perpetuation of the species.

I too prefer the acoustic version.

Hey, you can have your magazine back…

Now that you mention it, I assume we're getting a 20 year retrospective for OK Computer in a few weeks? It's a much more important album than The Colour And The Shape.

Just get the blow cut with baby laxative and you'll have no problem there.

I totally missed that you responded to me—Disqus is really shitting the bed today.

Got it. Short term vs. long term investment preferences.

I agree with this statement 100%.

Are you saying that lower cap gains taxes encourages capital market liquidity? Or saying that lower cap gains tax incentivizes people to enter the capital market compared to some other sort of investment? (I don't work in finance, but I do have an econ degree, so help me out here a little.)

NB: 39% bracket doesn't kick in until $470,700. Not exactly squeaking past the six figure mark.

I am going to have to pay for kid's colleges out of pocket

I'm a centrist, but the long-term cap gains tax preference is so absurdly regressive that I don't understand how anyone can support it other than those who directly benefiting from it.

1) I know, pendant, I was trying to keep it nontechnical for the audience of commenters on a pop culture website.

NB: By virtue of being in the 39.6% bracket, Zod is most likely a 1%er.