More like Ayn Rand, atheism, and an oft juvenile "freak out the squares" attitude.

::sighs:: *zips*

The A.V. Club

Worked for Joe Jackson.

I for one am shocked—shocked—that a magazine run by an organization heavily funded by the Kochs would print anything inaccurate.

Two packets of hot sauce on the chicken (Tabasco because I'm a monster), half mayo, half ketchup on the bun. The sauce is for the fries.

That shade is "gin blossom."

In front of a TV camera?

I was just asking myself the same thing. He is listed on IMDB as a correspondent.

*21 crunch salute*

Republicans don't even represent free trade any more, just protectionism.

Figure skating has the same problems as gymnastics—the athletes skew much, much too young.

Ever watch the women on WWE?

Has anyone studied if there was actually tangible losses? I mean, as someone closer to DC, I go to the same amount of Os games per year since the Expos moved, I just also go to Nats games.

Angelos should have never brought the Nats into MASN in the first place.

Pst…don't give them any ideas.

Season 1 of The Magicians.

The other week someone turned me on to this: 1 part vodka, 1 part Amaretto, over ice, top with ginger ale. Oddly, it tastes like cherry coke.

There's always clear liquor and diet soda…

I may or may not have destroyed a handle of rum this week.