I'll take a Booze Thread on the rocks, please.

I have my own spaceship, I just need directions.

The A.V. Club

Same place it's been for the last five years: Dover, DE.

I know there's not, because I drank it all.

Now when can we expect Disqus to do the same?

The comedy is in an air conditioned tent. Sometimes you need an hour out of the sun.

The Split sequels will be aces.

I did my part to help eliminate this nation's ethanol surplus.

I'm of a the school of thought that that sort of identity by descent math (your kids have 1/2 your genes, nephews/neices 1/4) is bullshit, given we're all 99.9% identical genetically. My population genetics professor chortled "junk DNA," but I think that reflects how poorly he understood molecular genetics.

This must be an AVC first. Someone actually looking forward to a 199X Week?

My animosity for this album knows no bounds. I worked at a camp one summer in my teens. My tentmate listened to this every freaking night as he fell asleep. In retrospect, I should have tossed that damned CD into the lake.

That's a compelling counter-argument you skillfully crafted there.

A failure to GOTV combined with the "Bernie or Bust" jerks who were being manipulated by the right.

Please stick to pop culture, guys.

Bread and salmon have been dance partners ever since bagels and lox.

And—best of all—the families of the deceased will be able to sue the beer company!

And contaminated with pathogenic E. coli.

Bud-cheladas for everyone!

I'll tell you what, I'd support removing the Johnson Amendment if they eliminate tax-exempt status for religious organizations.