Ask the Justified Ancients of Mummu.

This is actually the fifth Paul. They keep clone slugs of him in a bunker underneath the Wembley Arena.

It came with a free frogurt.

I keep it in an eldritch chest covered with incomprehensible symbols, just like all of my cursed objects.

Richard Bagg. Real subtle stuff.

"Please, please. Anything but Dikachu, anything but Dikachu."

You got an axe? All I got was a scratched screener for Jack and Jill.

Seriously, I wouldn't want to be judged by my long-term comment history. I've matured a lot, changed some views I'm now embarrassed to have ever held, and…

He went full O'Neal, man. Never go full O'Neal.

It's wasn't marketed as "non-craft," it was just marketed as premium beer. Then craft beer exploded as the premium beer— much to the surprise of the big domestic makers—and then there simply wasn't a market for "premium" adjunct domestic lagers. What I love about this situation is that the big guy's reaction to being…

I think the CancerAIDs from the first one is still affecting your mind.

In other news: If you want the new For Our Consideration, you’ll have to buy some Hormel bacon.

At beer bars around me (DC area), I would say it is about 50% APAs/IPAs and 50% other beers. East coast IPAs tend to favor a fruity hop profile over the west coast piney profile.

Dang, I must be the only person on the AVC that likes it.

Misquoting The Simpsons? That's a paddlin'.

#DandEthenDUI

Anthony got fired for racist/misogynous tweets.

My guess is that they're trying to find something Alex is good at.

It's a lot classier than yellow mustard sandwiches.

Wow, I think I know who Kathy Bates is going to play in American Horror Story: My Prohibition Nightmare.