Hotel was pretty good for AHS. My only real complaints was the vampiric love hexagon and that they weren't very subtle at hiding that John was the Ten Commandments Killer.

Yes, that's what the reviews here suggested.

Wait, I get to hold hands with Sara Paulson? Deal.

In the game, he's shameless, even uses a code name Famous Amos

There's no such thing as Snarktoberfest?!? Ya used me, O'Neal! Ya used me!

Breaking News: Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump is a cretin.

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

US Netflix has all six completed seasons. We finished the last episode of season 6 yesterday, not knowing that season 7 was premiering.

If Reed says he has ideas for three more, I believe him. He has always been worried that he'll run out of ideas.

You maniacs, you blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

I think ZMF has a copyright on all caps. Expect a call from his lawyer.

Well, my double entendre was intended.

I think the phrase he's looking for is "fast casual."

Hey, man. Hey. Man… Man! Hey!

I worked at Jimmy Johns. No fry grease, but I would end the shift covered in mayonnaise particles.

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

On the radio? It's a karaoke mainstay and a fucking disaster every time.

Cooked on an electric stove powered by Duracell batteries?

Hmm, imagine an uramaki with shrimp and slivers of andouille on the inside and a light dusting of Tony Chachere's on the outside. That actually sounds pretty good.

I'm dismayed how poorly he gets the executive powers thing. At best, he can drastically revise the regulations and install crony appointees. But it's not like congress is going to repeal the Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act or stop funding FDA (which is increasingly funded by industry user fees).