Ever heard of a beesting? It's cider mixed with mead and it's the perfect thing to go from 0 to 60 at Ye Olde Renaissance Festival.

Fellow degenerates, it's time for another Booze Thread!

Drink, but not until later in the day.

It takes a lot of guts to start a theme week on Friday.

So THAT'S why you just spent 20 minutes in the men's room, Blevins?

I got a Community notification for this?!?

If Ivanna Trump were to marry Neil Diamond, she'd be Ivanna Diamond. If she were to divorce Neil Diamond and marry Jack Nicklaus, she'd be Ivanna Diamond-Nicklaus. If she were to divorce again and marry Ron Darling, she'd be Ivanna Diamond-Nicklaus-Darling.

Go on…

That's next week's prompt.

Aw fuck it, I'm working from home. Minds as well start the boozing early.

No, but I did occasionally go to Piratz Tavern, so that has to count for something.

The A.V. Club

This weekend I'm going to a music fest, so after 5 pm the boozin' is on!

Booze Thread

Point of order: I don't use Emergen-C as a vitamin C supplement, I use it to replace some of the B vitamins and electrolytes I pissed out the night before.

Ridin' that train, high on vitamin D powder

You'll just trade it for Alf POGs anyway.

It's going to take five more Newswires and at least one more FOC for us to complete the grieving process.

At least he didn't use the first image.

With all the rural farm imagery, I'm hoping they say fuck it and go with American Horror Story: American Gothic