I hate these filthy neutrals, @avclub-08ae6a26b7cb089ea588e94aed36bd15:disqus! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me."

sliver linings

Sounds like your sister dodged a bullet there.

Honestly, I'd take the status quo over rule by the type of people that would throw an armed revolution.

The kids are just excited about their admissions to Michigan.

I humbly submit that Taladega Nights is superior to Step Brothers.

No to the first, yes to the second. He's connected the profiles so he's not ashamed. Just a simple "By the way, I'm interested in this kind of play" note. If he doesn't respond, drop it.

It's just a tease. She's actually drinking Coke Zero.

We were lazy and just bought some tomatoes and peppers from a nursery. They're in the ground and seem to be doing well.

sigh…

Sadly, this is a case of, "it can be two things." It's a very regional thing.

We all know the AVC gets off on withholding.

Get a Job, Internet!

Most of them link to the one before the right person…but that is indeed a mess of wrong links.

Damn, I'm very temped to purchase this item. Thanks, @repostedcustomerreviews:disqus! You should include Amazon associates links.

Who needs money when you have artistic integrity! Never sell out, man!

Point of order: what if it's an intimidation check?

A The Price is Right article without a Teti byline? My brain can't handle this.

Dear God! You just ate beema!

That's OK, you can give them lung cancer later.