It's a floor, not a ceiling.

That last point is especially important in DC/MD/VA. In an area where lanes suddenly end, the same street will suddenly change it's one way direction, and the interchanges make no goddamn sense, familiarity with the roads is important. But since the area is split across two states and the district, the plates on your…

Every episode of those funny home videos shows is required by law to include one clip of a man getting hit in the junk.

In this scenario, do you order waffles and he orders bacon and eggs?

El-P's Fan Up and the subsequent posting of his Steven Segal fanfic?

The comments are coming from inside the site!

Yes, but I actually guffawed when they played "Hotel California." But then again, AHS isn't exactly known for subtlety.

The A.V. Club

Come, come, we can have both!

I'm cautiously optimistic. So far it seems like a return to form after Coven and Freak Show.

It seems like World of Goo to me.

I don't even bother going to the front page anymore.

Nice job working the Simpsons reference in there, Drew. I've always suspected you were a reverse vampire.

Please tell me you got the play the FFXV demo. I'm sure you signed an NDA and can't give any details, but still…

Not sure I could do that…there's also a nickname for a female name that's the same as mine…not sure I could do that either.

I thought I was watching Inspector Gadget. Turns out I was watching Inspect-her Gadget

Religion. If you can't make it through the first date without telling me about how much you love Jesus, you won't get a second date.

I read the last paragraph in a Bahlmer accent and made me lol.

"Gave Up and Just Wears a Mu-mu"

If one of my exes were on a review board, I'm pretty sure that I would not only not get the grant, but I would actually be sent a bill.