Jaden and Willow will perform this song on special dates.

Waluigi never gets enough love.

Disney will then market it's own version of spice. When asked what's in the spice, Dinsey simply responded "fairy dust."

The A.V. Club

Ethier has his 90s sitcoms mixed up. "Whoa!" was not a catchphrase on Full House. It was Joey Lawrence's catchphrase on Blossom.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Have you never heard of trip hop?

I kept myself together until THE MIAMI DOLPHINS (WHO, I ASSUME, SWAM). Nice work @disqus_BjE2P4wiPm:disqus .

You missed the last meet-up, breeder. This guy is a… um… character.

Don't do it! It's a trap!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

That's downtown. Go home, New Yawker.

Now you know—and knowing is half the battle.

Not sure where you're from, but you might also want to try coney dogs. Coney sauce isn't exactly what you think of as chili, but man is it good on a hot dog.

I'd like to add John Madden Football to this list. Every dudebro who won the Super Bowl in Season Mode thinks they're Vince fucking Lombardy.

My guts. Major IBS flare up today.

I have a simular problem.

Man, I'm an avid Savage Love reader, but needing inferior technology to get off is a weird fetish.

Wow, I missed this. Was there an official announcement on this site?

Fuck you, they won't do what you tell them.