I like showers. I like jams. I spent one summer showering to the Violent Femmes every day. But how do you drink in the shower? Why would you drink in the shower? Doesn’t water get into the drink? Do I really want to drink my beer/wine/whatever out of a water bottle or whatever? I enjoy the shower before I enjoy the…

I do not understand the shower beer. Granted, I loathe beer, but I loooooove hot chocolate, and I can’t imagine being so enamored of it that I can’t wait 10 minutes to consume it. It just seems... odd. Like people who eat while on the toilet. I feel like Jerry Seinfeld: “Who are these people? Who eats while pooping?”

Look, I’m a dirty hippie. I rarely wash my hair (it’s curly and dyed bright colors, washing it makes it worse) and I don’t necessarily shower daily but... no. What do you do after you get legit dirty? After I spend a day trailrunning I just spray myself down with germs? What about the fine coat of mud droplets…

Has anyone done clinical trials for not jumping in front of trains? No? Well, surely I can just jump in front of trains with no consequences, then.

I have Burner friends who are far from rich who have been going for years. They go to disconnect and explore art and kink and all sorts of things. I would never want to go (couldn’t ever deal with the dust and dirt) but I see the appeal of a community of like minded souls where nobody scorns you for your…

Cosby tried to rape the supermodel Beverly Johnson too; she was already a superstar model and had done movies like Lethal Weapon. Were Dickinson and Johnson “unrapeable”? Wayans is an asshole who thinks he’s defending a friend but he’s only destroying himself and making Cosby look even worse!

English isn’t my native language but I think he’s calling the victims “bitches”. Per the Daily Beast article:

this shouldn’t even be a discussion. The women don’t need to prove they were pretty enough to have been raped. I hate that we’re on this defense.

You certainly have an elaborate fantasy life. I’m sorry that no one you are attracted to will ever want you.

Like what is that? Does he just casually call women bitches in his every day conversations with them as a regular thing, or is this interviewer just extra special? Wtf?

he needs to shut up.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.