I am definitely a white guy, and I voted for him twice. My voting district the first go around was in downtown Charlotte, NC, and while that city is definitely a bit more liberal than the rest of the state (putting it mildly), I’m fairly certain from talking with folk in line to vote that we were all with Obama.

How did she manage to miss out on Ted Nugent?

I’m guessing her type is dudes who shit themselves

Good news for those forced to retire their shitty Borat impressions a few years back: there’s now a confirmed appropriate location to revive it, and that’s within earshot of Kid Rock. So if you’re at a KR concert or appearance or anywhere in his vicinity, you can feel free to “My wiiiife!” and “very nice!” away to…

So his then wife was in a movie where she is abducted by a crazed fan.  And she knew about it, so it was semi scripted.  What is the big deal?  

We already knew the answer to that.

Ten year old me would kill adult me but I find it hard to get excited about new Batman movies now...

Yeah, their marketing team should be drawn & quartered. Who CANNIBALIZES their own customer base in order to drive them toward mutually exclusive options, then discontinues the original line that made them so popular for nearly a CENTURY, losing a sizable percentage of their most loyal users???

BRAVO.

The irony of how mad they are about the ‘proportion’ of her response.

It’s sexual harrassment because construction workers are not asking other random men or children to smile for them. Only women that pass by get this “advice.”

I agree with this. Wasn’t crazy about it on first viewing but liked it a lot better on second.

He’s got good hair and a beautiful girlfriend.

Yeah.......I’m gonna have to wait for the other shoe to drop on this one, thanks...

What’s the under/over on if she made him dress up as Mr. Peepers for the deed?

0-10 trolling.

If you seriously think someone demanded sex from Chris Kattan, you need to step away from the internet.

I hope Heckerling comes out and destroys this story like Natalie Portman did to Moby. No one will ever convince me that anyone would be that insistent about fucking Kataan. Also, why would anyone want to read a memoir about this guy?

you’ve never met Chris Kattan, then. 

You can drop a pin anywhere in the Google Maps app and get your lat-long location. Downloading the area for offline use is very smart before heading out. Plenty of times you might have cell signal but not data.