But are you versed in bird law?

The lack of transition from paragraph 1 to 2 made this post super-creepy.

What’s that thing called under your tongue that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth? When that thing is sore, you’ve done it right.

+1 or -1 star.

“Our QB is like some kind insane quantum physics state”

I really hope this goes better than my attempt at a serious, CTE-focused documentary, which was just me in the bushes filming Jim McMahon trying to start every car in a Costco parking lot.

I like how Will Smith’s acting is just him clenching his jaw. Powerful stuff.

I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.

That’s a very peculiar thing to get a sanctimonious about.

There aren’t as many Allen Iverson fans down here as you may think.

12th Man shirts are worse than the 6 super bowl Steelers shirt shown above.

Oh, hey, maybe they’ll actually play guys like Shamarko Thomas and Stephon Tuitt and let them develop into serviceable player

At one point, Trump boasted about how much veterans adore him. To prove it, he trotted out a gorgeous brunette who was carrying a perfect stack of white paper topped with a bow. I swear it looked like an unwrapped package of blank Hammermill printer paper. “In one day,” Trump blared, “many hundreds of letters from…

“I grew up in a wealthy suburb of Washington, D.C., in a house with 18 rooms, a big backyard and half a block from one of the best public high schools in the country. We weren’t rich, but we were definitely comfortably middle class.”

My pet writing peeve is “You are hereby notified......” No shit. It’s like starting the letter with, “This is a letter that says....”

This must be an older form. I don’t see the “You failed to disclose that when you hit your wife, it was recorded on a closed circuit television.”