I never really got the market for $35k front wheel drive coupes. But, you know, fuck me, right?

Were they RWD? Nope. Move along, nothing to see here. 

Paddle shifters on traditional automatics and CVTs.  Just stop.  

You realize that Slime sells bike tubes with goo built in to seal leaks?

Honestly, the integrated ones aren’t going to age any better. All these screens will look dated in 10 years regardless of whether or not the dash is swallowing it

Wait, so you just assume all white folks have generational money? That’s hilarious. A lot of us grew up dirt poor and worked our asses off to get where we are. Without handouts. It wasn’t given to us or passed down. Is this what all black folks think, that all whites just ‘have money’? The generalization your making…

760 is pretty impressive considering that the Demon has an entire fiesta-engine-worth of displacement, but only makes 80 more HP.

Demon needs an entire crate, race gas, and a new ECU to hit 840.  It is much less on pump gas as driven off the showroom floor.

its too early for takes this dumb

Uber and Tesla are #1 and #2 on my list of “Top 10 companies I will never feel bad for, no matter what happens to them”.

Student loan debt forgiveness may be Warren’s ticket to the White House.

I can’t help but wonder what the lifespan of the rings is going to be with the turbo. Minutes or hours of runtime?

I cant wait for the “humans are no better” argument

The Accord is working flawlessly.  Keep it.  Put money away and build your credit score. Buy a new or better used car later, maybe even when you can just pay cash for it. If this is a stable income increase, then new shiny things can wait and will be there for you later. If it’s not, then the last thing you should be…

This. Use that newfound income to pay down the debt you've already accrued rather than rushing to use it to support new debt.

A: Don’t get one at all. 

Just pickle your eyes; then you can stab ‘em with a fork and they’ll come right out instead of turning to mush.

Just get the 6.2L, pocket the difference, and buy a diamond-studded melon baller to scoop out your eyeballs so you don’t have to look at that abomination.