Good for her just going out there and grabbin’ life by the pussy.

All I see is this

Phil looks like he borrowed his older and even dumpier brother’s suit.

I thought I recognized that guy.

As an old white dad, I am salivating over this deal.

As an old white dad, I am salivating over this deal.

If he, Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence showed up in the same place at the same time, I think everything would spontaneously explode from that much likeableness in one place.  

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

This is the kinda shit you should lose your job for. I mean watching the game as soon as he threw a 9o mph meatball to Travis followed up by another meatball to Donaldson it was pretty clear he had nothing to get anyone out with and would just need to get lucky to even have a chance.

Well at least hockey is starting soon, go Caps.

Coming from a Jays fan who couldn’t have been happier with the outcome, it looked like in all honesty that Jimenez wasn’t warmed up. The announcers noticed it too. His fast ball is usually in the 95mph range and he was tossing 90mph beach balls in the middle of the strike zone.

Woke up mad, still mad, gonna be mad for a while. Ubaldo is hot steaming garbage and has been since he came from Cleveland and put on an Orioles uniform. I don’t know what voodoo he was channeling this past month where he looked like a quality starter but wow did the real Ubaldo stand up last night and let his whole…

Haven’t seen an old white guy bone Britton this bad since June.

Serious question. Is Toronto the Philadelphia of Canada?

I’m rooting for them because this guy, aka Wild Bill Hagy, is the most famous Oriole fan of all time. Doesn’t get better than this, folks.

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

How bout NO. I would go ahead and root for the Orioles, root for them as hard as you can. This is a team w/o the big market bank roll and is a team everyone should get behind.

Is that security team elite?

Idiocracy coming true.. damn you Mike Judge.

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

Yep. There are a lot of rednecks in Ohio. Many of them dream of one day moving south to an even more redneck state like South Carolina.