Phish is the fucking worst. Put your penis back on and go see Widespread Panic... face melting commence.

He’s really good in Big Short, check it out, great film; Christian Bale and Steve Carrell also awesome. He was good for the 20 minutes that he was in Place Beyond the Pines... and that’s all I got, kinda shitty beyond that.

I feel so bad Raiders fans when they got to the abandoned warehouse this morning.. This must have been the #1 topic of conversation around the barrel fire.

Shachefski... meh. Meanwhile Jay Bilas wants to blow Allen and let him marry his youngest daughter. dook.

Best elf name of all time, Nerlens Noel.

Is McCaffrey actually being pegged as a tailback for the draft or are we talking more Wes Welker, Danny Amendola, Julian Edelman type Belichick boner material?

Seriously, the gloves deserve as much credit as the inanimate carbon rod... parade and all.

The gloves deserve all the credit, it’s absurd how much they provide an advantage. Take the gloves away then show me something. Without the gloves, all Odell can do is run fast.

Honestly, a Pro-Life commercial would have been more accurate.

This is funny... I’ll give Texas some credit, I think there was that Texas Instruments company had something to do with STEM....

1) Lol, holding offense... couldn’t even keep the yards for the effort.

Take out the Euro-trash and set it by the curb. Hank would best fit playing the new asshole male model in Zoolander 3 and hanging with his BFF Beiber.

Fuck, all credit Lt. Murph and RIP brother, that workout is absurd. Credit to those who can complete it, you’ve bested all of us, you fit bastards. I’ll stick to my 1RMs and Wendler cause I’m probably still stronger than most of you living that #fitlife.

Demogorgons. Only Demogorgons.

“You can send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me” - Hank Willams Jr. Words to live by, folks.

This guy just has the “i hate minorities” and “would probably touch my teenage niece inappropriately” look.

I heard the only pre-requisite for Wall St. is an Ivy League lax career. I mean with a first name like Hamilton you were born to shit on the 99%.

Whatever... all you assholes probably think Klay Thompson is better than Jan Vesely...

I don’t know, I hated Mike Williams too when he played for Pittsburgh but I’ve become quite fond of him this year... but really though that was a team thing, Jose Bautista is just a shithead of a person... Maybe if he shotgunned a natty boh on camera and chased it with crab mustard I could be persuaded.

CTE.. well possibly.. but this guy had drug problems and admitted to playing high in NFL game on multiple occasions; I think those were the demons that got the best of him.