That statement was up before the 2.5 mark. Probably was posted some time after the 1.1 million needed for Wisconsin was reached. At some point there will probably be another statement.

Definitely agree. Turkey sucks. Haven’t had a Thanksgiving turkey since I moved out of my parents house after high school.

Explained in Fast Five.

wearing my hat backwards

The chances that this results in a Madame President: The same as PEC game Trump winning the Electoral Vote.

Trump threatened to straight up NOT accept the results. That is not what is happening here. This is verifying the results, and is perfectly acceptable and legal for either side to ask for.

Agree. Plus I just don’t want his silhouette anywhere near me. Cannot buy. :(

I have a 1995 Eagle Talon that I don’t think of as an old beater. Currently sitting in the driveway waiting for it’s second new crankshaft sensor in two years(fuck the 2nd gen DSM was a pita!), but when it is running, I love it. Well, I love the flat out obscene fuel economy and the stick shift anyways...

It WAS down for me, but isup.me claimed it was just me, so I spent a half hour diagnosing every part of my network. Interestingly, I could ping the jezebel IP, but not the domain, which implied a DNS issue to me.

When I was a teenager, my friends used to put on heavy metal in the (admittedly small)car. We played a game where we put the car in neutral on a straight empty space and head-bang in the car to see how far the car would roll. It DID work, so check-mate physics.