When the automobile broker pointed out to me that I could drive a giant around in a convertible, vampire me might have to get one anyway and just wear a sort of reverse beekeeper outfit.

There’s a part of me that says, if I wanted to indicate someone was not the same person as someone else, I would not give them any of their names, not even their first name. I wouldn’t pretend to be saying, Samuel Barclay and Samuel Barclay Beckett are obviously not the same person.

A Lady Baltimore cake, once extremely popular, is often drenched in some kind of alcohol.

I can understand the concept of reward substitution in general — one of the smartest things I’ve read in some time — and the example about exercising and watching a TV show, but I have a deep tendency toward not waking up before 8 or 9 a.m. unless I have a job or an appointment to get to. It’s not as though I won’t…