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Privatization today, privatization tomorrow, privatization forever!

Are there not aliens in this movie?

I never seen anyone in a suit at Sizzler. Never.

Just another Skyline rip-off.

Only those I haven't visited yet.

And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.

I tried that last bit. Now I am no longer welcome in most museums.

Today is Thursday, locally.

Was it a link to how I can make money at home? Those always seem like great opportunities. But I know the AV Club likes to keep us poor.

And with that, Don King's dream is fulfilled.

Excuse you - African-American cockles.

When did Jerry Bruckheimer become picky?

Can he travel in a booth that transcends all time and relative dimension in space?

Not Coachellla implants? I have been misinformed.

Mutual feeling is a good time for all.

The only time I have been to SXSW was in 2000. I was too young to get into most bars, so I went to the only 18+ show I could find. It was for a metal band that sang about Mickey's. Pretty sure I went at the exact right time.

Chocolate Island gets the shaft again!

You're bogarting the Frederick Taufenecker!

With just one weird trick…