So all the cases he’s been lead prosecutor for are going to be thrown out,or at least re-investigated, right? There’s no way to ensure that he acted properly. This’ll cost the county tax payers quite a bit of money.

You are getting a lot of shit for October (As an allergy sufferer who works with fiscal years- yes. As a human who enjoys light layering - co-sign, January deserves hatred. Fucking January, man) so I am going to focus on two parts of your list:

Anything between September and December is amazing, take your monthism elsewhere sir.

An internal investigation is underway?

Fun reminder that the world came to an absolute stop when Sam Bee called Ivanka a cunt for being silent on child separation.

Oh yeah Ezekiel? Try that in a dark gym you showoff.

The Amish team would wipe the floor with that weak sauce.

You’ve got to have serious faith in your partner to trust them to nail that lift in the dark.

That was pretty amazing. It didn’t look very safe, though. Still, incredible skill.

Regular diapers don’t akways do well in pools. They disperse into lots of little peices sometimes if the kids stay in long enough. (This happened when the pre-k I worked in got a blow up pool.)

“They were gang socks. He’s obviously a member of the West Side Twinkle Toes.”

I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to put your socks in the pool, swim with a shirt on, or let your baby in the water with a regular diaper.

Gross.

However, NONE of this is worth calling the cops over. None of it. The neighborly thing to do would be to offer to lend him a pair of flip-flops, or something.

You know,…

Unfortunately that wasn’t representative of a patriot.

“as he disrespects his country by sporting an American flag on his head, in violation of the U.S. Flag Code, which states: “The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.”

Who are these racist busybodies? Never in my entire life as a white man have I felt the need to call the cops on anybody, much less black people who were just going about their business. Whatever excuses these racist dipshits want to make about why they are doing what they are doing will only ever be, at the root of…

Honestly, yes. Hell, the 911 operator should have asked a couple of questions and realized there was no need for the police to be there.

I once asked my sister (who is a psychologist and used to administer psych assessments to prospective police officers) how many she deemed as unfit. She said that it was about 30-40% of applicants. And they got rejected for scary reasons—their motivations were more about power and control than anything else. They…

Here at Sonoco, we value white supremacy. Adam, make it real!

*Looks around*

That was fast.

lol. “value realization leader.” what a fucking asshat.