“I mean, going underwear-free doesn’t mean you have to greet your roommate with your legs spread wide open when they walk in the door.”

Seriously. There’s zero chance Lipinksi loses this race, so it speaks volumes that the GOP didn’t find a single not-openly-Nazi person to put on the ballot to try to save face. If they had any decency, they would have found someone, anyone, to run a token race, even if they didn’t fund the campaign at all, just so…

Between this and Ingraham’s “Fire Pruitt, he is the swamp” comment, someone should declare this “Broken Clock Day”.

I... agree with Ted Cruz.

The most incredible thing about this story is Ted Fucking Cruz saying that voting for a democrat is a “reasonable choice”.

I’m about to report a serial rapist who I grew up with and once considered a friend, so... as far as I’m concerned, no matter your irrelevant accomplishments, if you’re a predator, you should be held accountable.

Actually, no, it wouldn’t be the better question, because the reasons behind the shitty behavior of a certain demographic may be entirely different than the reasons for another’s.

Why are there so many professional athletes who’ve turned out to be complete pieces of shit?

If there’s no button prompt to open the door, it cannot be opened.  I bet Konami didn’t even bother putting any art assets beyond that door.

Shops have a security exit in the back room - either using a key to unlock or an ID card. This is to prevent simple theft by taking the item and going in the back.

I didn’t either and wondered why they couldn’t open it.  Learned something new today!

She didn’t have her lvl. 5 key card selected in her inventory. 

Or actually looked at the door in the back and opened it, instead of how the guy just runs towards it sees that it is closed and is like “Well, I guess there is no way to open this door.”

That was amazing. The cut to the vent was genius. 

As great as the sunflower seeds as a weapon strategy was by the gentleman, the woman is clearly the star of this video. Her falling through that ceiling and immediate recovery were absolutely amazing. 

I mean, it is Canada. Either the cop was so patient because their handbooks aren’t laced with racism like in America OR this is an example of the handbook at play, luckily this guy is white, lol.

1) That is fucking amazing.

Wondering if she knew she was climbing on top of the drop ceiling rather than a ventilation shaft :)

I feel bad for the owner who had to put the place back together afterwards, but man, that woman goin for the ventilation shaft has seen one too many movies...

Then there’s this gloriousness (from apparently 2 years ago, is anyone surprised this guy has a history of misogyny?):