Was the shit spread out on the bread, or was it an unbroken log? If it’s an unbroken log, then why even go with the 2 pieces of bread instead of a bun? Madness. You wouldn’t eat a hot dog that way.

I made my dad marry my mom

These fans are LaBatt-shit crazy

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

If Deadspin’s gonna report on Spanish-language stories, it’d be cool if you guys had someone on staff who can speak the language instead of using Google Translate and secondhand accounts. It’s come up before in soccer articles, but this is an especially weird example. It’s not like this is a bad article or anything,…

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

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Went in face first, blindly fumbled around for a bit, and came out drenched yet happy.

i don’t watch or follow baseball at all, i just want sports news and not Deadspin grinding their ax over Cardinals fans while simultaneously defending other fanbases like Philadelphia by saying you can’t judge a whole group by the actions of a few. it’s blatant hypocrisy in sports reporting from a website that staffs…

You’re a fucking piece of shit fucking pussy asshole

I couldn’t care less whether or not St. Louis loses. I do, however, mind reading these BS headlines. It’s not funny and it never was. It’s a waste of time. Consequently, it’s a waste of time for me to reply. I have a glimmer of hope that I am not in the minority and you will at least consider shutting up.

It’s a cat. He was probably just after some Trout.

Or eat ass in the parking lot.

As a resident of Missouri 50 miles away from St. Louis. If the cards go down in flames one of two things will happen. 1. We’ll go rake leaves or something. 2. We’ll complain that the front office is a bunch of penny pinching bastards.