What the duck is wrong with you?. Hope Solo is a serial, violent domestic abuser. Also an asshole.

Victims of domestic violence must love hearing Hope Solo talk about kicking ass.

If you consider fucking his side piece a job.....

I’m sure that after 10 years of marriage and three kids, you’d have your pick of men if you did decide to kick him to the curb. Society tells you that men want fun girls with perky tits and a firm ass, but don’t believe what you hear. The experience that comes with your age PLUS a significant, ready-made financial and…

We know she’s DTF because she got the job, and that’s how marginally talented, replaceable anonymous blondes get these jobs. So that's cool.

Trump

Trump

Trump

Trump

I feel bad for you. Trump.

Trump

Trump.

Trump

Fuck Trump

What’s it going to be like to watch Trump inaugurated?

You’re right. It's definitely somebody else's fault.

If by “ powerful media machine” you mean an shrinking collection of petulant, increasinglywhiny millennials (looking at you, Hamilton Nolan) just talented enough to collect a paycheck for writing about whatever BuzzFeed is writing about. Oh, and Trump. Lots and lots of Trump.

Is her nose swoll as fuck?

I, for one, am shocked to learn that celebrities aren’t as sincere as they seem. Its almost as if they don’t really care at all, as long as they get their ink.