You're a fucking monster.

Does anyone even remember any Kesha music anyway?

Meanwhile, Gawker gleefully dedicates a post to a Trump delegate getting busted for guns and explosives.

“Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act”

At least Megyn can rest easy knowing her feud will soon be with Trevor Noah, formerly of the Daily Show.

The good news is that if Hillary “These Women are Trash, Nobody will Believe Them” Clinton gets elected, we’ll have a staunch defender of victim’s rights as Commander in Chief.

Did Trump accuse Bill Clinton of rape, or did a possible victim raped at the hands of Bill Clinton accuse Bill Clinton of rape?

get off my lawn

A little Matt Damon-y

This is what happens when people spend their days looking for ways to be offended. And apparently don’t spend their days listening to Backspin on Sirius on their drive to work every morning.

“Congratulations, sir. Now please fix the uniforms.”

The fat ass in indesputible. “LA Face” is debatable.

The myspace and the twitter machine, of course.

Of course. Also, of course liberals are celebrating another hollow victory of style over substance. Of course, both sides are “outraged” at the others’ reaction.

I don’t know.....Movie librarians can be pretty awesome.

So the idea is to work as a barista before and after college?

“Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act”

This might be from the Chef’s table at Masa compared to the stuffed cabbage I stared at for 45 minutes on a recent Tarom flight from Bucharest.

I had the occasion to drive a 2015 300S for 300 miles today. I was surprised at how much I might have liked it. Except a friend programmed it to bitch if I drove more than 10 mph over the speed limit. Bitchbitchbitchbitch....

Of course this happened in Kentucky Mississippi West Virginia Florida Tennessee New Mexico Pennsylvania.