She’s famous for being a 30 year-old 21 year-old.

I keep a Sharpie in my bag for the express purpose of placing ironic quotation marks on sanctimonious bumper stickers.

Wait till the PETA people hear about all this bass slapping.

Everyone’s candid shots look more like I expected than their profile pics.

This is an article that should have zero comments, rather than~200 I’m looking at now. Of course everyone hopes she’s OK. And this isn’t the right forum for a constructive discussion of mental health issues our debate about treatment.

I was surprised to learn she was recently divorced.

Of course you understand that media exists to sell advertising. If pearl-clutchers are the demographic advertisers are trying to reach, this reaction should surprise no one. As ridiculous as we all agree this is, it’s probably not the right battle to fight.

PLEASE do this! I will gladly contribute to a fund supporting the campaign. Start with ties. Ban ties! Then jackets.

Cool hat, Nicki.

Pretty sure skewering two females is illegal.

Pretty sure skewering two females is illegal...

That was EXCELLENT play-by-play!

“Nothing.”

Its OK. Some of her best friends are black.

She either hired a new publicist or paid the outstanding invoices from her old firm.

Careful. Don’t want to use the K-word.

I am blessed to wake up with asses in my face nearly every morning. Unfortunately, its toddlers climbing into bed with me. Diapers, knees, and elbows just make it more joyful.

I wish I was reading this wherever you are reading this. Have a great Friday!

The degree to which this becomes a total fucking disaster depends on how hot they are.

I’m sure she saw it coming. After all: