Please use a broader brush next time you paint a strawman.

Agree. As well as the muted response from regular readers here. Dennis Hastert’s prison sentence was (rightfully) a cause for celebration, but Woody Allen’s crimes evoke mild distaste or “disappointment.”

Sort of like this whole blog, eh?

These two must go to the same dermatologist:

Someone should remind Ben Affleck and Sarah Palin that wearing glasses doesn’t really make you smart.

This article appearing on this site....Joanna is clearly trolling.

“I hope I look that good when I’m 25, but that’s not for another 8 years.”

“The Penn State Hillary Clinton defense is so well-practiced, so perfected, that by now you can practically write it yourself. The accusations are unsubstantiated; too much time has passed; nobody remembers; there are no records. The language changes from email to email and statement to statement but the logic never…

The answer to your question is “no.”

Its so good when it hits my lips....

Kinda feels like a headline we’ll be reading about Gawker sometime soon.

“Adjusting to adulthood”

Can we please not get any closer? At least not without a trigger warning and a soft Gaussian blur.

If Trump voters / GOP convention attendees are who you think they are, this is probably not the best way to send a message.

I don’t know how you ladies deal with us. The men are responsible for everything wrong with that photo.

From the news i saw today, that sounds more like a cop catching a guy that led them on a chase

Looks like he’d be competent as fuck to stand for an eye exam.

Came here to post exactly this.

Somebody is going to get three consecutive life sentences if they assault a gay black muslim police officer.