Woody Allen is widely regarded as an accomplished, genius director because he is widely regarded as an accomplished, genius director.

I don’t think anyone blames her for Bill’s behavior, but exactly zero honest men blame Bill for his.

Did you stay with him after he cheated because he was the key to realizing your own political aspirations? Did you need him and his organization to even be considered for the position of Vice Principal?

Agree. Like almost any other issue.

Two government agencies investigating an issue that maybe possibly potentially impacts tens of women each year, with neither agency obligated to produce anything, account for anything, or do anything.

Some things about Paris will always be relevant.

Awesome! Two government agencies investigating the same thing at the same time, with neither obligated to report anything, account for anything, or do anything.

He was just looking for an excuse to bail on her. Lying, banging the other dude, whatever. He dodged a bullet and got out. Bravo, Nick!

Some aspects of Paris’ life will remain relevant forever.

I got dunked on by Billy Owens and Jeff Lebo in the same game in high school.

I bet you’re a lot of fun to be around.

Without these men there would be no show.

Emory student?

Your principles are an inspiration to us all.

Well, that is certainly a list of professions; can’t argue with that.

To be clear, Tyler was my favorite contributor. I know he posted so many words because I read every single one of them. Cheers!

Zero percent of the commenters here woukd admit it, but an embarrassing plurality of you would trade lives with either of them.

The real story here is the fact that Beyonce’s breasts don’t obey the laws of gravity.

This is clearly one of those situations where “no” most definitely means “yes.” She clearly wants the tape released.