I wonder how many of those who thought they “wanted” to see your cock wished for a do-over

Really digging deep for heroes these days.

Sounds like you live on a nice street!

maybe go back to that then. His late night show is unwatchable.

Sweet ride, but 9 times out of 10 the person I see getting out of one is carrying a small dog in a purse, cradling a cell phone between her chin and her fake rack, walking into a tanning salon.

It was Tom Brady.

A take? You mean 3,500 words, right? 3,500 glorious, over-researched, almost always accurate, insightful words.

In Russia, we have helicopters to fly our helicopters.

Your first clue: it was flying, not in MX for “[____] inop, awaiting parts.”

Crazy Vaclav says my car can get three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene. Now there’s a system of measurement I can support.

The best perspective on the Charlie 5 is from the top of the T-Tail. Yes, there’s a hatch!

Strong logic on your part, bad grammar on mine.

Man, as much as I want to, its becoming increasingly hard to hate on Biden.

Smoking weed AND extorting boosters and/or coaches to pay his rent and his mothers bills. That’s at least 2 games!

I think Ole Miss is about to see a huge spike in applications. Those bong masks are dope!

It’s Ole Miss’ problem now.

Another thought: behave like a man with a job. Stop using social media like sorority chicks and/or unemployed millennials.

or perhaps everybody at Disney really hates children.

While we’re at it, think twice before forcing your kids to watch any of the Peanuts/Charlie Brown holiday specials.