The fact that the story is told through the experiences of bunnies doesn’t make it a children’s story.

Pander much?

Maybe if you bitch a little louder they’ll hear you.

AND make me a sandwich!

If she was really a lesbian, why didn’t she just show them her dick?

Seth Meyers is a comedian?

Wait - they pay us to abuse them sexually? My business model is completely wrong.

He’d just cry again. Cry more. Whatever. At least Ted Cruz hasn’t proved himself to be a huge pussy. Yet.

Honest question: how many trans people are living in Oxford Alabama? This feels like when Florida proudly and loudly banned fracking. More like a cry for attention than anything.

Weird how I don’t see ads on Gawker or Jez.

Fucking 7 eyes. I’m crying. I can’t see straight. I love you so much Sacamano!

all the god damn stars dude.

That’s the Hamilton Nolan of old. These days, his posts are 100% “the world is unfair, won’t someone take care of me?”

Judging from this picture, Spin instructors have the best view. I’d teach class for that every morning at 6am.

For the same reason black athletes date white women. Because Beyonce is hot with straight hair and light skin. Exceptions about, naturally (Halle Berry) but everyone reading this knows the reason.

We haven’t had a huge skin-taught skull perched on top of a red dress-suit-whatever since Nancy Reagan.

It takes two to tango, starfish.

Easy now.

You’re also the same person who is so irreplaceable that you didn’t know you were interacting with an EA ‘bot for weeks. Still posting, too, under two accounts! Where do you possibly find the time?