If chicks didn’t dig frat bros, bros wouldn’t join frats. But chicks do, so bros join. Same as it ever was.

Sounds fun

Frats are not guilty of rape. Rapists are.

So if you haven’t watched the show in 6 seasons, why would you invest the 7, 10, or however many minutes it took you to bang out this post worrying about what the writers, producers, and cast are doing?

Sending a message about the value of supporting true liberal policies rather than taking action to achieve a positive, measurable outcome is tragically, comically, exactly the sort of thing that makes idealistic young liberals such a cliche. Good luck sending that message - I look forward to the receding oceans,…

Spending days and nights dreaming up ways to get and keep the attention of high school kids, sorority chicks, and the kind of folks that write for Gawker has to be the internet’s saddest Hedonic treadmill yet.

maybe she’s identifiable by her vaguely strange ass. A little flat here, a droopy cheek there, and casting some strange shadows. The cameltoe shorts aren’t helping either.

Good for him. She’s horrible.

“Iconic Occupy Image.” Hilarious.

It won’t be a long sentence

Because there is no case here. And no story. Yaw-fucking-n.

Did you cry, run back into the kitchen, or call your therapist? Because I hate to generalize, but....women.

Go ahead and hire a contractor. Oh, wait.....don’t have job? Then maybe make me a sandwich while I remodel the fuck out of this kitchen.

I’m sure you both make lovely and interesting couple. Forgive me, however, but I can’t help but speculate that 10 years from now, after the breakup, yours will have been the last boobs he’s touched, and you will have 2 cats, actively considering a third.

Its a Ring Pop!

+1 Raspberry Beret

Lets be clear: zero people commenting on Jezebel are supermodels. Or even 7's, for that matter. But I love them all anyway.

Its perfectly fine for his lawyers to ask the question.

As well as under those blouses

No sympathy for Donald Trump, white billionaire.