...asked the writer who’s work is featured on Gawker. Irony, pot kettle black, etc

Or the ballsack. We understand that too.

This one is

+1 smell of napalm in the morning.

Nah, you don’t have to. But I suspect you usually do. Whatever. It all works out for me. I get some, I dont, I spark a bowl either way. Happy to have you along for the ride.

Getting some implies there’s someone giving some on the other side of the deal. Honestly, most men, most of the time, would gladly pay to avoid the charade of pretending we care about whatever the fucking you’re rabbiting on about.

And that ground will remain broken. After their ‘pivot’ 16 months from now to ‘reimagine the EV as a platform’ or some such nonsense, the bankruptcy filing and subsequent legal battles will surprise exactly nobody, except perhaps the state of Nevada. The only sure bet is that they will be the biggest losers in the…

What can we do to make the label “socialite” the invective it should be, dripping with mockery and scorn? Sort of like calling someone a “politician?”

Saw my first-ever ELR today. 4.9.2016 at a car show. I had to ask the Cadillaccount rep “are you still making these?”

By “unsurprising” you mean “no one that visits Jezebel” right?

I suspect many cookie-eating commenters here are the same that are mortified that Leo Is dating another 25-year olf VS model. If only he could see the real you....

Every single straight dude in the world - with exactly zero exceptions - would do what Leo does if they could.

Add to that an image of Hillary’s leathery flopjacks and dry, sandpapery...

You left out the part where he pays you and asks you to leave.

Could you be any softer? Enough with the rote Pavlovian responses. If you’re truly offended, do something more meaningful than wag your finger three pages deep into the comments section of a random blog.

We can’t hear you with all of those Super Bowl rings in our ears

You guys are out of ideas. Officially.

The universe is sending you a message, bro. Loud and fucking clear. Heed it!

A proposal (wtf) like this guarantees their virginity is secure for another year.

Ponder this: at some point in her life, she’s surely had a dick in her ass. A few different clocks in her mouth. Probably has said some pretty filthy things while her knees were up by her ears.