Other times I rub it against my cheek.
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Fashion bible Vogue is in hot water after publishing a feature about model Cara Delevingne which suggested her…
It’s like you’re having your own one-woman bro down. You’re being an asshole, then when somebody points it out, you’re all, “Relax.” You should probably follow that up with “”YOU MAD BRO?”
I’m always really excited to see the thing that someone will choose to stick their flag in and say to their self, “THIS! THIS is the thing that I will choose to be a dick about today!”
why the fuck are you like, double, triple and quadrupling down on being a bitch?
oh my god
I am getting THE BEST flashbacks of Kurt Loder interviewing her about her poetry and questioning her word choices and her getting slightly huffy and being like “Do you even poetry Kurt”
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When being interviewed for a new job or a project, do you ever feel like you’re being “scrutinized like you’re a…
Dave Chappelle is, honest to god, the nicest celebrity I’ve ever met, as long as you do not treat him as though he is a celeberity. Nod your head at him, say “Heya Dave!,” ask him about the weather, whatever but when you run into him in Yellow Springs and yell, “OMG IT’S DAVE CHAPPELLE!” expect his glare to cut…
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do you inspect the hell out of your Biore strips, sometimes with reading glasses?
It's the Far Side cartoon that never was!
This column would be drastically reduced if there was a $30 dipshit surcharge at restaurants.
Ugh, everyone knows a dry latte is a latte with only a splash of vermouth. What is she talking about?
I hate how reviewers are like "I have been here a few times now and its been great but this time..." WHERE WERE ALL YOUR REVIEWS FOR ALL THE TIMES THAT IT WAS GREAT. Non-existant. Because people only like to be heard when they are complaining.
The ones I hate the most are the ones that are all about the "reviewer" and go on forever about irrelevancies: "Well, I couldn't help but notice as I walked in that the air conditioning was set 3 degrees higher than I prefer. I was in the mood for a quiet dinner, but right away the Maître D' started giving me…
No, the worst are the ones that go "SO IT WAS ME AND MY GUY'S ANNIVERSARY, WHO INCIDENTALLY IS ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH, SO WE PICKED A PASTA PLACE, AND WE WANTED TO GO HERE BECAUSE WE HEARD ABOUT IT, AND HE PICKED ME UP, BUT WE HAD A FLAT TIRE, AND THERE WAS ALSO A PIGEON THAT WOULDN'T GET OUT OF THE ROAD..." etc. etc.…
I know this isn't restaurant related, but when I was looking for a new blender this year, countless people on Amazon would give a blender a one star review, simply stating that it's "too loud". Way to be super helpful, guys!
The ones that chaps my ass are "Minus one star because the parking lot was full." and "Plus one star because the waitress was cute." Rage, so much rage.