Can i get your sister’s number?

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Thank you, this was very helpful and exactly what I was looking for

I know you were just going for the joke but the Titans OL is actually pretty good this year.

You give jokes a bad name.

The right to swing your pie ends where the other man’s nose begins.

Settings > general > keyboard and uncheck predictive

Yeah, but how do I get rid of the predictive text thing above the keyboard in messages? Used to be able to just hide it by swiping downward on it.

See you Sunday!

Despite her absolutely abhorrent views, I bet I could tolerate her for several years.

Better if he had done the old “too slow” trick.

Except they just aired it.

“Why are talking about X when Y is so much more important!” is rarely a valid or compelling criticism, since it naturally leads into a silly game of one-upsmanship.

Third eye blind has no career and nothing to lose... mike judge does.

Good shit bro

I bet a lot of people on Kinja, and the Internet as a whole, know EXACTLY what happened.

Okay, but can we please all retire the word “problematic”? I’ll buy everyone a thesaurus. I can’t deal w/ that word anymore.

The guy hit by the mouthguard didn’t know how to react. How does someone react in that situation, anyway?

WW1 flyboys used to say, eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we die.

I see we’ve got our topic starter for virtue-signaling commenters who watch horse racing for all of eight minutes each year.