I'm a regular Maureen Dowd when it comes to me & weed - I have a very, very low tolerance (doesn't stop me, probably should, but I have such fun for the beginning parts!). In fact, I think I'm going to start disclaiming my paranoid behavior as "Don't worry, guys, I'm just Dowd-ing!"

A familiar story I'm sure, but nonetheless my worst: After 3 decades of being straight-laced, I thought I would celebrate my 30th year by participating in marijuana for the first time. A lifetime of being scared to death of lung cancer by my Mother left me not wanting to smoke so I naturally jumped right ahead to…

Both times that I've smoked weed have been completely terrible. The first time I was a freshman in college and was chilling at my friend's house sitting place. I gave it a shot (and probably smoked too much too fast) and within 5 minutes my face was paralyzed in this goofy grin and I was convinced that I couldn't…

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Reminds me of these, which are also stupid. A man doing a woman thing? How silly! Because men and women are so fundamentally different that a man doing a woman thing would be so shameful and absurd it must be funny.

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Yet those same designers could come up with a bunch of tasteful formal wear options for bodies like Phillip Seymour Hoffman's or John Goodman's.

I've been thinking the exact same thing! Would love to see a pic of you!

They fail to realize that a racial slur claimed by a POC but coming out of a white persons mouth is STILL a racial slur. If your white, stay in your lane.

MTV did contact her, here is the tweet they sent:

Not really a surprise. I always say that you will never go broke in this country disrespecting people of color.

Did she try to kill you?

Sad how true this joke is

"But some women are making it out that mysoginy and men feeling entitled to women is what is causing this rash of lethal violence against women."

I just keep thinking: will they believe us now? Is this finally the moment when men start to grasp the reality that women live in?

A VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR

To me, the worst part is that they practice a parenting "technique" that I consider straight up abuse. It's called the Pearl method or "blanket training." What Michelle does is when a baby gets old enough to crawl, she puts it on a blanket on the floor. When the baby tries to crawl off the blanket, she hits it. She…

OMG, these people are fucking insane. A VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR - give it a rest already you stupid bitch, and your collaborator, too.

Brazil has more quality musicians than Americans have dangerous guns. No need to have either of these mediocre has beens lead a batucada. Watching this video made me embarrassed.

Tattoos to cover scars...