When I last joined a gym, I shocked my admitting trainer with how candid and unbothered I was by my weight. She kept trying to bring things back to the scale (I weighed 225 at the time), and I was like, "No, no, how do I train to climb a mountain? I don't care about that, make me tough!"
HEAR, HEAR!!!!
I don't need a fat pact with someone. I just need women in my life who like to live healthy, eat well, get active and WON'T TALK ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT in the process. I love being active. I love eating healthy. I love working out. I would even like to shed some pounds. But i don't want to talk about my weight, or…
You mean "curves". They added "curves". "Curves" are sexy.
I think we should introduce a law stating that all men 18-65 need to buy impregnation insurance. Get a women pregnant? Better have this insurance to cover their medical expenses and child welfare. So what if she said she was on the pill. You should have thought about that. So what if the condom broke. You should have…
Once I was at a baby shower for my friend who had requested only gender-neutral presents. She knew she was having a girl, but didn't want only pink stuff, because she didn't want to start stereotyping her right from the beginning. She was very clear on this. Despite that, almost all her family and work colleagues…
It's a bummer that breast feeding is even something people make a big deal about. I mean, you're feeding your goddamn kid. We have loaded so much bullshit on the female body that it doesn't even seem people can differentiate between a biological function and a political act anymore.
I'm going to fucking kill my agent.
I had to stop watching after like 5 minutes during the live broadcast because it looked like the were filming the whole thing on the discarded set of Passions.
Wait that was Sound of Music? I thought that was Sister Act 2: Live, and I couldn't understand why Carrie Underwood was playing Lauryn Hill.
I would hysteria-laugh for five minutes straight without producing any words if I got to stand that close to Idris Elba. Then, I'd probably panic and kick him in the shin.
Holy mackerel, why is Carrie singing "Favorite Things" with such aggression? This is all so tonally off....
I do feel sorry for Underwood. She’s doing her best, but on the same set as a master.
Oh Carrie.
I like your voice just fine, but your acting... Sweetie...
Oh holy crap, Carrie Underwood can't act. At all.
I know I should turn it off. But I just can't.
Make it stop!! It's not pop, so stop with the bizarre accenting and inflections!
I never hated Carrie Underwood . . . until now.
No disrespect to Julie Andrews, who is lovely, but Carrie Underwood is WAY too pretty to be Maria.