diamonds are gauche

The 2016 Portland concert was one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

I used to work for ABC and am routinely FLOORED at how much this show gets done considering who the executives are and what their reactions to things generally tend to be. This show is spectacular. It’s also possible a lot of the top execs aren’t smart or educated enough to understand the jokes they’d normally…

He is painful and grating on his best days.

This is the only acceptable idea.

i think that’s just ig in general. i take a lot of outdoor/landscape photos and the circle jerk mentality in that benign stuff makes my skin crawl. also the really shitty captions of feckless positivity that you usually see written on mirrors on super sales in the clearance section of home goods.

I used to have a minor anxiety attack literally every day, but I’ve since learned to flip that over into a mid-grade depression that lets me enjoy cool new hobbies like recreational sleeping and crying.

This is the best thing I have ever seen and I desperately want to find this woman’s IG account because you KNOW she’s posing on the top of some mountain in Oregon or some shit, holding a mug of cider with both hands, looking wistfully into the sunrise with some goddamn feckless inspirational garbage as the caption.…

Yeah but we really are the worst.

I just spit out my coffee. Well done.

This is wonderful and totally just changed my mood. Thank you for sharing.

No, this is creepy regardless of who* is doing it. I used to get hit on by celebs doing random shit like this a lot and it was incredibly obvious that they were pushing boundaries to see if they could push more later and/or gauge interest. It was sad, actually, because their gross actions were egged on by their…

This. So much this.

I remember him from Chicago comedy almost decades ago. Dude is the same, it was insane to watch when he literally was a nobody.

Without question. THIS should be the show.

The brother is correct. That is subsequently also Matt Damon’s best role to date.  

No, it’s a trap.

This is goddamn embarrassing.

Yeah. He was super nice to my dog and has a rep for being nice to other neighborhood dogs, so I’ve got the dude’s back. Dog people are good people.

Eww. Why would you willfully put that guy in anything?