No, I’m still mad at the news... And I’m a journalist.

No. Basset hounds are a lot smarter.

This is glorious. Thank you for writing it.

Or that they’re from Wisconsin.

This is not terrible advice. The world actually IS sexist and terrible and if you’re so tone-deaf to not figure that it won’t bow to your will, getting a job is going to be difficult.

yes.

Hillary’s responses to Trump remind me of a Mr. Show sketch. There is no way in hell they’re not working together so that she can *finally* be coronated and receive her birthright or whatever the hell her deal is —- as long as it polls above 79% so she can provide a strong, non-conditional approval of it.

Portland is seriously overrated. Impressively so, actually.

Well at least you didn’t major in .gif responses. Oh wait, you did.

Can this irritating expression just end already? Ugh. Use your words Millennials, you spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on degrees on them.

How neat! She still votes against my best interests, is a shill for big business’ needs and creates long-term plans that will help ensure the 1% stay where they are!

This sounds fucking wonderful. I bet he’d like my proposal to send the Millennials to Mars too.

What the holy hell is this?

Real Catholics ignore the social stuff. Always have, always will. He’s getting poverty, pedophiles and the environment into the conversation — and he’s the leader of the biggest and most evil company in the history of humankind. He also knows that this shit is ignored by his followers.

Anyone who appears on a podcast should lose their job, regardless of employment terms.

The dogs in his neighborhood are probably pretty glib right now.

That was the storyline that kept me going through the terrible (sad, heartbreaking) rest.

He’s also our future president.

hahahahahaha. it’s true.

I got chased and stalked when I was 13-14 and my dad was working in Paris. It was not fun. It was also not a cultural misunderstanding. It was creepy as fuck.