This only works if you live in a city big enough that you're okay being the person who hustled outside of Groupon but would arguably go back. It's a really REALLY weird scenario if it becomes a neighborhood haunt. I'd rather pay $25 for $25 of food than fuck around with any of these "options"... just pay for your…

You can also just not have kids... opens up a lot of time for yourself, your work, your dog and the rest of your life. Better for the environment too!

Disney is creating pro-fraking propaganda. How the hell is that not taking "here is an angry blog about an angry blog about blogging" in the editorial push???

Oh for fuck's sake. Look how you want and love who you are but know that there are health repercussions for not exercising and eating in the way that is healthy and good for you. As you get older and older the health risks get higher and higher for everyone but it's compounded severely with obesity. They're not fat…

My family will probably insist my stupid nephews are in the wedding party, so you damn well better believe my actual best friend will be there.

Actually all of the early stuff was made in jest and intended as satire. I've interviewed them and their first drummer (an outspoken feminist who moved on to Luscious Jackson) more than once and over years and they were embarrassed by it from the beginning.

It was a satire. It just got co-opted by the people it was satirizing. That is what they were actually apologizing for - that the song wasn't good enough to be clear in who it was mocking. The band loathed the dude bros that became their early fan base. Learn your history. That band actively worked to make the world a…

How do you get rid of the pre installed links to pages on Safari? I will literally never go to Disney or ESPN. How do you make them go away or add new ones?

Not all white wine is terrible, but most novelty wines are terrible... pandering with a terrible wine is more offensive than anything. At least it was the 9/11 wine, I guess. Little victories.

She's a warmongering creep... but she's a lady!!!

OBVIOUSLY this is awful, but is the act of shaming asshole teenagers (even if they are arguably over 18)... just the lowest form of non-journalism that there is? This is BuzzFeed levels of awful.

Leave Portland out of it. And FUCK PORTLANDIA, that show is unfunny garbage.

There are enough people on the planet as it is. I have enough guilt with my use of resources as a person who walks everywhere and grows her own food and lives a fairly low-to-the-ground life. Never got the baby itch and the planet is better for me not bringing another American onto it.

Wisconsin is the wrong color. No way in hell is it on par with Oregon and Washington, and yes I have been to rural parts of Oregon and Washington. Maybe make Madison a different color and turn Milwaukee dark dark black? That would work.

I would donate $250 dollars to see Piz get the Baxter treatment in the first 3 seconds of that movie.

Who cares about a college track career? Or any track career? This guy is rad. That extra time missed running in circles will probably help his joints in ways that will be just as beneficial as knowing he saved someone's life.

It's funnier when they tell you that you'll feel different when you're older. Nope. If I have to pump myself up of unnatural hormones bc I didn't have the baby pull when I was fertile, there's no way in hell I'm going to spend many thousands of dollars to have one unnaturally. Plus I don't want one. Didn't at 25.…

Kids are the worst. Plus not having them is the best thing you can do for the planet. And the best benefit? Never having to hang out with new parents.

Hahahaha. No.

I was really hoping that she was going to be his granddaughter, the offspring of Jenny. Making out with your granddad is NOT COOL.