I was thinking the same thing.

Where do you get your ideas?

This whale is, WITHOUT QUESTION, saying that its people are assholes. You don't need a degree in oceo-lingusitics to ascertain that out... but I have one and I did.

Debbie Accurate.

Will he bring us a hammock district?

Where do you get your ideas?

Pretty sure having legitimate criticisms of someone's lazy, boring work does not make one a "hater." Please retire this phrase.

Well yeah but his dad was Jack in the alt-Lost world... so that.

I assumed this moment was a play on the fact that Disney PrincessesTM couldn't make eye contact with each other in PrincessTM branded Disney garbage.

This is the worst thing I have ever read. Also, honestly, don't fly with your dog unless you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO and know exactly what you are doing. I used to work in the news, and the number of stories of dogs that got lost or escaped out of their cages and then were never heard from again... Heartbreaking. My pup is…

Nothing in this article even makes sense. It's like someone took back issues of YM and bad fan Tumblrs, threw them in blender and poured them into this terrifying hate-read piece of garbage. Upon Googling the author and learning she writes for HBO's Girls... well, that's too perfect for words.

Exactly. They need to go back and give us more weird stuff and Alcide... though a smoke monster is always kind of funny. But did it need to be more than 2 episodes? Nope.

This season was weirder and more disjointed than usual... and last night's episode was stranger than all of them (minus Coco the Fame Fairy scenes from last week).

No way. That crazy fairy was the best thing ever. PRO.

I am the mayor of a building in the Pearl, I think evil has already been established.

You have no idea. I've tried to throw my coins in the river a bunch of times... each time ending with manic delusions of grandeur. But now I'm mayor of my high rise in the Pearl so WHO IS CRAZY AND EVIL NOW??????

Well yeah but they have all those pesky "please don't throw your magical coins into the river" signs everywhere and a number to call in case you're thinking of doing that.

Has anyone mentioned that this is a pretty coveted faux "real work" job that is given to rich kids with marketing connections in the Wisconsin / Milwaukee area as a good way to get started in their lives of evil? Romney/Koch/whomever might make this out to look like a working man nugget of experience and lulz, but…