Who cares about a college track career? Or any track career? This guy is rad. That extra time missed running in circles will probably help his joints in ways that will be just as beneficial as knowing he saved someone's life.

It's funnier when they tell you that you'll feel different when you're older. Nope. If I have to pump myself up of unnatural hormones bc I didn't have the baby pull when I was fertile, there's no way in hell I'm going to spend many thousands of dollars to have one unnaturally. Plus I don't want one. Didn't at 25.…

Kids are the worst. Plus not having them is the best thing you can do for the planet. And the best benefit? Never having to hang out with new parents.

Hahahaha. No.

I was really hoping that she was going to be his granddaughter, the offspring of Jenny. Making out with your granddad is NOT COOL.

I was thinking the same thing.

Where do you get your ideas?

This whale is, WITHOUT QUESTION, saying that its people are assholes. You don't need a degree in oceo-lingusitics to ascertain that out... but I have one and I did.

Debbie Accurate.

Will he bring us a hammock district?

Where do you get your ideas?

Pretty sure having legitimate criticisms of someone's lazy, boring work does not make one a "hater." Please retire this phrase.

Well yeah but his dad was Jack in the alt-Lost world... so that.

I assumed this moment was a play on the fact that Disney PrincessesTM couldn't make eye contact with each other in PrincessTM branded Disney garbage.

This is the worst thing I have ever read. Also, honestly, don't fly with your dog unless you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO and know exactly what you are doing. I used to work in the news, and the number of stories of dogs that got lost or escaped out of their cages and then were never heard from again... Heartbreaking. My pup is…

Nothing in this article even makes sense. It's like someone took back issues of YM and bad fan Tumblrs, threw them in blender and poured them into this terrifying hate-read piece of garbage. Upon Googling the author and learning she writes for HBO's Girls... well, that's too perfect for words.

Exactly. They need to go back and give us more weird stuff and Alcide... though a smoke monster is always kind of funny. But did it need to be more than 2 episodes? Nope.

This season was weirder and more disjointed than usual... and last night's episode was stranger than all of them (minus Coco the Fame Fairy scenes from last week).

No way. That crazy fairy was the best thing ever. PRO.

I am the mayor of a building in the Pearl, I think evil has already been established.