You have no idea. I've tried to throw my coins in the river a bunch of times... each time ending with manic delusions of grandeur. But now I'm mayor of my high rise in the Pearl so WHO IS CRAZY AND EVIL NOW??????

Well yeah but they have all those pesky "please don't throw your magical coins into the river" signs everywhere and a number to call in case you're thinking of doing that.

Has anyone mentioned that this is a pretty coveted faux "real work" job that is given to rich kids with marketing connections in the Wisconsin / Milwaukee area as a good way to get started in their lives of evil? Romney/Koch/whomever might make this out to look like a working man nugget of experience and lulz, but…