No.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

Because Clinton is nowhere near as dangerous and awful as Trump. Objectively.

This actually seems like something the secret service is going to knock on your door.

Such a boorish ignoramus.... And we’re not out of the woods yet—enough goosestepping morons in the right states could put this asswipe in the White House yet—jesus.

What area of your soul did you have to reach into for this and how black and dead is it?

He’s no teetotaler. He exists on Fried Chicken with a large side of impotent rage in extra butter.

Howard Dean might be on to something about Sniffles there.

Given the decision this country is facing, and the scary number of voters that still actually plan to vote for this man, I encourage as many of these “takedown pieces” (or what I would call “reality-check pieces”) as possible. I don’t give a crap if Giz is supposed to be a gadget site. But here’s a link back to…

Ha ha, moron.

you’re an idiot

He lost a brother to alcohol abuse and his history of tee-totaling is well-documented.

I, for one, am interested in learning new information as it is discovered.

Wait.

Forget the tax returns, I wanna see the x-rays of that deviated septum!

Weed is chill and good. Coke is for assholes. It took me $1000 worth of of top shelf MDMA to figure this out.

Trump has never been known to use drugs or even drink

“My nasal cavities are yuge, just tremendous nasal cavities. They’re unbelievable cavities, the best, really. Just wait, you’re gonna love ‘em. They’re such great nasal cavities that, unfortunately, the slightest sound of air passing through them is picked up by a broken microphone. That’s the microphone’s fault. …