“I like him because he’s a businessman,” said North Carolinian Linda Wilkerson. “He does what he says he’s going to do. I’ve seen him lose a ton of money and bounce back. We’re in terrible financial debt. I hope he can bail us out.”

Womanspreading.

You can do it! My brother and sister-in-law quit their jobs at the age of 40, sold the house, took the kids and moved to Britain so they could both become archaeologists. Both now have degrees (my brother’s almost done with his PhD; she has a BA) from University College London and my sister-in-law is now working on…

This fuckstick just tweeted “.@RinglingBros is retiring their elephants— the circus will never be the same.”

It was a legitimate point when Bill Clinton was running. And he was elected with landslide votes of confidence.

Also update if anyone hasn’t seen it:

I think she’s done the transformed forever thing a few times. You’d think a woman as smart as she is would have realized the futility of it at this point.

It seems crazy that a person could get a tattoo like that for attention, but there was already the case of that other woman who had a whole book of lies published about surviving the Holocaust. That was very “adventure-y” too.

Even Jax’s butt looked greasy.

Strangulation is a class D violent felony offense, punishable by up to seven years in prison

Did your space bar go on strike?

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.

Fuck yes! I just adopted a pup in September, and it was the best decision ever. I’m also going through a weird breakup (it happened the same dumb way it did when I dated the idiot two years ago, shoulda learned my lesson) and I swear having the dog has helped take the sting away. So glad my awesome landlord allowed…

His red skin was inflamed, almost sick. His belly fat hung over his hip bones. He slid his thick penis along the line of my thigh, as it hardened.

It's not the puffy male nipple we want, but it's the puffy male nipple we need.

You’re right, I forgot that he did not have a trial by jury. Sorry!

The original trial was not a jury trial.

Not sure if you read all the way through and perhaps I’m misinterpreting here but the article says it was a judge’s ruling that was overturned, not a jury’s. It seems fine to me that if one judge gets something wrong that a decision can be appealed. I think judge’s decisions get appealed in the US too.

Perhaps some day, we will advance far enough as a people where we all see religion as silly and harmful. However, I am not going to hold it against people who are culturally tied to their beliefs and traditions to move towards fair treatment, progress, and perhaps a different interpretation of their scripture. That,…