I think Botox is the devil. I tried it twice though,just because I am a fool. The second time, I decided I wanted my facial expressions back again. I also came down with a horrible, flu-like thing about 24 hours after my second injection, which progressed to this awful, painful rheumatic thing in my legs that lasted…

I have HRT up the wazoo and my edit button is still shot!

Well, don't be in TOO much of a rush;you also get wrinkled and, unless you are prepared to eat seasonally rather than daily,your person will expand laterally. All in good time.

This little girl writes really, really well for an 11 year old,and I love what she has to say. Let's hope she stays this feisty when puberty descends.

Menopause;the great liberator!!I don't know about anyone else, but when I hit this stage of my life the combination of hormonal upheaval and opinions converged in a perfect storm; my mouth opened..to my horror... and for the first time completely uncensored and accurate feelings emerged. Not to say that I started…

Delta of Venus,by Anais Nin!!!!

I'd worry a little about eliminating underarm sweat completely. Will it upset the little lymph nodes? I'd imagine though, that this is less harmful than all the aluminum chloride required to fix it the usual way.

So I have heard,but it doesn't seem like it would be as effective as other things..too sloshy and chunky.

No, I am way behind in my Darwin Award reading. That must have been some vacuum!

She is definitely working a 12 step program, either NA or SA. Both use the basic AA template with good results,and yes, people in recovery consider their addiction to be in remission,hopefully for the duration of the person's life, but never "gone".

I, too, loved that line;it resonated for me,both as a person in Recovery and as just a nice little piece of prose.

You will find your ankles right next to your ears. This, assuming you are the penetratee.

I love them, and the Caramel one's too. Does anyone know what became of the ubiquitous Coconut Creme egg? They used to weigh a pound almost,have an icing flower on the top and you'd cut slices off with a knife. Now they are around $15 bucks online, but not to be found at the drugstores or supermarkets. I'm figuring…

Yes, a stretcher for that,please.

Very nice, dear.

I have often thought that, if i had a penis, the first thing I'd do is try to get it in my own mouth. Then, I would promptly stick it in a vacuum cleaner. Just things I'd want to try,in addition to the usual festivities.

This is actually a comfort to me, I have always wondered about drowning,probably my last incarnational demise or something,but it has always scared me. Now, not so much!

..and my heart goes out to you,my friend.

Well said, Carp person!

I'm thinking Sheen-itis. They even look crazy in the same way. Lotsa drugs, for sure.