I'm going to take issue with you here. I agree the compressions were pretty lame, in terms of timing,but I think it was Cardiac arrest. I was an EMT and also an animal rescue worker for a long time,and I think if it had just been from the maformation,the dog would have responded to having the airway aligned and…

When I was with my Fire Dept. we used pediatric masks for animals who needed O2. They do work,and most departments have been trained in Veterinary CPR at this point.It's terrific that they now have masks specially made for animal.

Oh, heavens;James Franco is just a guy. A guy who didn't like your speech. It's too bad but in the end, so fucking what? You were the speaker,not Franco! Toughen up,Missy,I think that Asian Depression gig is getting to you!

I've only done an email faux pas once and I thought I'd die. A sweet friend of ours is painfully earnest,attended an interfaith Divinity School and now oozes copious amounts of" Spirituality". So, at parties thrown at her home there are dreadful Meaningful Moments scattered throughout,such as spontaneous and painful…

Wow. This is classic sex-addict behavior.

I know; aren't they amazing? For awhile there my personal tech person was my only form of Gawker dialogue,so we became very close in a Stockholm Syndrome kind of way.

Things have definitely improved, and your tech staff is AMAZINGLY nice and patient. Even so, I've noticed a major drop in both comments and responses to comments on the part of the featured/yellow- star people,but at this point I'm not sure why. I'm doing it myself...or not doing it, I guess..it feels like being…

@KikiCanuck: That bodes well! I would encourage the "I love you's" however, we tell each other that a million times a day.even when it isn't true at that moment. If you make the marriage your priority(goes for both of you),and realize that in the ensuing years you won't always grow in the same directions,you will stay…

Looks like somebody went to the mall and got the fancy sexy lighting at GlamorShotz!

@vodkamuppet: Oh, ratty's! I bet she had a few of those,caught the old fashioned way while she was on the lam, seeing the underworld.

@muyiwa: I thought about that after I posted! Not to worry, he's not Jesse James ,just another obsessed Jewish guy. I've often asked him why he insists on immersing himself in such horrible history(we have literally a whole library) and he says he is always trying to figure out what would cause this to happen. When he…

Good thing she doesn't have to eat often! I do wish people wouldn't keep exotic pets when they don't have the proper habitat for them,though.

@alphabetizing: I can't tell you how many women with recently retired husbands are quietly weeping into hankies in the bathroom as I write this. It's usually really nice for the man, and the woman has to totally change her life when he comes home. In japan there is a park(this from someone who lived there for a…

@MissMollyKate: I shall suggest this to my husband straightaway!

@muyiwa: It's his Jewish heritage;he's always been obsessed with WW2.

Sometimes it's just an internal hemmorhoid that bleeds when the bowels move. I'm in AA,which,as you may have heard, is just bursting at the seams with alcoholics in various stages of recovery, but rectal bleeding is not mentioned. People do however get bleeds further up the GI tract,like their stomach or esophagus.

Well. I hope he's just going skiing,but that doesn't sound good,this being their first year and all. I've been married to the same person for 33 years(hoooolyyy fuck) and my husband and I used to take bets on how long the marriages would last for the people who would clutch each other at dinner, gaze into each others…

@Elhigh: Jesus, Dude. Sounds like you're in the right place.

Call me psychic,intuitive, highly sensitive, or just plain gifted by God,but when I see a building right in front of my windshield,I take the hint and stop.You just never know, and why not err on the side of caution? Of course, I've been meditating for years and have an edge on most people.

Damn, damn, damn. I love that place so much and now I can't go there now without feeling awful.