It’s all fun and games until the headline turns into “Borussia Dortmund Fans Protest Ticket Prices By Invading Poland”.....

Ah, I missed that the fans were upset about Stuttgart’s prices, not BVB’s. I’ve fixed the post. Thanks.

Uh, the protest was actually against Stuttgart, the host of the game, which raised prices specifically for the Dortmund matchup. BVB’s spokesmen were in favor of the protest and supported the fans.

Look, like it or not, television is in part a visual medium. If the marketplace for sports news demands young, attractive presenters, then Fox executives would be nothing short of negligent if OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT REALLY WHAT JASON WHITLOCK LOOKS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was all set to make a joke until I got to the threats to kill her and himself.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Well this is slowly shifting from “clown car crash lol” into “I am genuinely uncomfortable that he’s going to end up like Chris Henry” territory.

You would think Seattle would understand that, all things considered