How about this?

Fucking pussy.

You are clearly a fucking moron. Texas has all types of people, including believe it or not, liberals.

Yes yes. A high school football game got out of control because two players got shitty, so the entire state should leave the union. What a rational person you are.

“One play after the umpire was struck, a personal foul was called on Moreno for hitting the Marble Falls quarterback, who had taken a knee to run out the clock. Moreno was assessed a 15-yard penalty but was not ejected.”

There were a couple of guys in the comments of the original article saying the ref used the n word when addressing the players.

Fact 1: 911 Turbos don’t sound good.

Ouchie, that hurt. Now go type on your slave-made computer and moralize to the world. I don’t consider calling out entitled white folk getting their kicks on the internet trolling, I call it hilarious. Now, go back to internet commenting and your star counting, cos I am sure you consider each star you receive to be an…

No, you are coward. You know what you wrote but you backed away from it when you got called on it. You are going to do great things someday with that courage.

“They’re kids”... I’m sure you would feel the same way if they assaulted one of your family members on the street, right?

I lol’d because it’s true. I live near a Northside stadium that holds over 10,000 people and is nicer than where some FCS schools play. High school football in Texas is a bigger deal than it should be.

Umm, are you kidding me right now? This IS assault. There’s nothing to be overly dramatic about. There’s nothing to be any dramatic about. Plain and simple, it’s assault. Any violent play in football that is not an established part of the game is assault. You swing a baseball bat at someone during a baseball game, and…

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

Please tell me you’re not serious. White people making fun of white people is not oppression, it’s just silly liberalism that changes nothing other than to provide a self-righteous fix for those in need of their bi-hourly serotonin hit. And pointing out that is silliness is not oppression, just stating the obvious.…

Hey, it’s a bunch of white people dressed in white, let’s all make fun, jack each other off while we all tell each other how much better than them we are and then cum on a crucifix and call it art.

Yes. That was me turning the sarcasm knob up to 11.

That would be sexist. Duh.

Michael, can you or someone on the staff please inform Jezebel that Ferrari 458 Spiders are not $450,000?

You looked at it. Hahaha in your general direction.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip