When she called to complain, the customer service rep just sighed and said, “Who can it be now?”

You should try using appropriate sentence structure and then your posts may make sense. Regardless, I will respond

But the driver gave me a Vegemite sandwich!

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

Right? These idiots care more about stuff that happened in countries they have nothing to do with rather than a terrible attack that occurred in their OWN country. It’s unfortunate.

Fair enough. Although I believe this is the exception and not the rule as most Americans of any color are good people, I am by no means going to defend the actions of some racist asshole.

Wait, THAT’S the house? Fuck the stupid car, I want THAT.

Here you go, this is from this year: http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/burr-r…

Right. Because the thousands of people who died on 9/11 shouldn’t be remembered even though they had nothing to do with whatever came afterwards. Make sure to tell that to the kids who lost their parents. Jezebel is so predictable. Moron.

Critical thinking doesn't allow one to make snarky comments on Internet threads, though.

“Help fund” and “put towards” implies that he has other sources of income to put into his retirement plan, but I could easily get a solid nest egg from the car alone with a little creative thinking.

Where in the story did it say that the car was an investment vehicle? Maybe it’s a non-liquid asset that could be made liquid by, you know, selling it? They’ll explain it all to you after you graduate from college/mom’s house and have your first job.

They didn’t have a prenup. He wanted one, she said no. The funny thing is, without the show or Nick, Jessica wouldn’t be where she is today. So calling her first marriage her “biggest money mistake” is simply not true.

Yeah! It was such a shitty investment that he got twenty years of joy out of it. FFS, it was a race car not an investment vehicle. selling to fund retirement is probably a nice way of saying “I’m getting too old for this shit”

I doubt she would have much a career today had it not been for Newlyweds, so I call bullshit on that.

Come on, you know these two have a macintosh se with the Grey scale monitor.

You know what these Hipster crapbags really need?

Part of me wants to give them the Spanish Flu.

We’re giving these people way too much attention....