“not all boomers”

The Laughing Fish example is probably my pick for the definitive single example of how to do a great Joker story: the idea of him chemically altering fish is so absurd as to be laughable, as is his attempt to patent them. It’s not out of place in the silliest of the ‘60s era stories. And honestly, so is the threat of…

WHAT’S THIS?

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

OK, sure. But still, in her prime: Susanna Hoffs.

I haven’t followed this particular case really close, but I write about Ca. employment law and it’s very common for the lege to give a bunch of lead time for a bill to take effect — especially ones like this that are sure to cause a shitstorm. Look aty the $15 minimum wage — it was passed in 2016, but doesn’t take full…

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

almost got recast as Oracle

There is a second googly, and he is absolutely shocked that Antonio Brown was released.

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

They fucked up by not naming it Olga Korbot

Ah ha, so a R rated, artsy version of Mountain of Madness. I’m in.

When pressed for solutions on how he’s going to fix his kicker problems, Arians responded brusquely, “We’re not going to yell and scream at him. We are going to support Matt and gently focus on converting extra points and field goals with him this week in practice. It’s Gay Conversion Therapy all next week.” *mic cuts…

Is there some way they could go higher than the first round?

It isn’t wise to inject anything that passed through Tampa, not without a full decontamination cycle.